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{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
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{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
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